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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:51
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What is your twin flame story?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can I control my daily masturbating habit?
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?